- Your salary is less than your tuition.
- Your potted plants stay alive.
- Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- You have to pay your own credit card bill.
- You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
- 8:00a.m. is not early.
- You have to file for your own taxes.
- You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
- You carry an umbrella.
- You learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.
- "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary, which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
- "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid, and not married.
- Your friends marry instead of hook-up, and divorce instead of break-up.
- You start watching the weather channel.
- Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
- You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
- You go to parties that the police don't raid.
- Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.
- You refer to college students as kids.
- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
You Know You're Out of College When...
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